The Baltimore Platoon actually didnt have a halloween party for the first time since they changed their name. Covid has been taking its toll on everyone, and halloween parties is no exception. There were a lot of reasons that the Platoon had to cancel.

The first reason for this was because of the location for the party. All of the bars and clubs in Baltimore are closed, and they wouldnt even open despite the generous caah donations the team was willing to make to their bank accounts. The only place willing to host us was the local Chuck E. Cheese, but they would not let us take shots there so what is even the point of having a party?

Next was the, erm, festivities. We couldnt find our usual hookers to *service* us. We wanted to get some lower quality, cheaper hookers, but once we saw their pictures and they refused to release their medical records, we decided to decline and just cancel the party