Player Name: Kermit Murphy

Player Position: Cowgirl

Rate your activity on a scale of 1 to 5 (1 being little to no activity, 5 being on several times a day):

3.72

Are you comfortable using discord as a method of team communication?:

Ugh fine

Are you in the Rookie Discord(If you aren't, there is a link in your pm. If you didn't get it you can pm me and ill get you the link):

Yes

What sort of player are you looking to build?:

Good

Do you know anyone on the site?:

A couple yeah

Who is your favorite NHL team?:

Edmonton (hold your applause please)

If available, what is your favorite dish to cook?:

Steak or grilled cheese or steak AND grilled cheese

To the extent that you're comfortable, tell me a little bit about your life circumstances. Age, students or working, occupation, anything to help get to know you a bit better on a personal level. (If you'd feel more comfortable you can also message me on discord this answer instead. Discord ID: dmills3#7167 or boom#9539):

I'm 63 years old and was recently married to a 24 year old who has just left me for an older and more sophisticated man. I have 3 kids (56, 33, 2 years old) and we don't speak. I work in the healthcare field (by violently creating patients requiring medical aid). I currently have a rash on my lower back that has left me in incredible pain day and night, but luckily I enjoy the pain as it makes me feel alive again. My shoe size is 3, I like turtle meat, and I'm 100% single if you're looking