We are joined today by St Louis Scarecrows second rounder Friedensreich Hundertwasser, an Austrian born winger in his 20s looking like hes closer to 80.

Interviewer: thanks so much for agreeing to the interview today Friedensreich, how are you finding the junior league so far.

Friedensreich Hundertwasser: fun. The St Louis fans have been great so far even though we haven't brought them a win.

INT: you've played a couple of close games though and that's all they can ask for. Let us know about the real Friedensreich, what do you enjoy off the field?

FH: I keep to myself mostly, I meditate and do yoga. I like to paint, I like to be painted.

INT: Oh really? What kind of style do you enjoy?

FH: Life modelling mostly, I was once able to sit in on a session with Danny Devito. He refused to keep any clothes on. That painting has pride of place above my bed.

INT: Okay this got a bit weird, You have a picture of naked Danny Devito above your bed?

FH: Yup.

INT: Probably not the most appropriate thing for us here at teen beat but thanks for letting us know. I think we'll end the interview here, it's been interesting talking to you.

FH: Thanks for having me.