Reporter: Hello Mr. Golden Face, thank you for joining us

Golden: My pleasure

reporter: Everyone knows you from the Movie threat level Midnight, what are some things fans may not know about you?

Golden: Well as you know I used to work in a gold mine, where we had to eat the gold because our boss wouldn’t give us lunch breaks, which is how I got this golden face

Reporter: I’ve heard, how does that translate into your relationship with Michael Scarn and Hockey?

Golden: I just believe that workers should be well compensated and treated right. Its why I blew up those all start games accidently killing Scarns wife. But im deeply remorseful about the situation which is why I’ve joined the SHL.

Reporter: How does joining the SHL help with your remorse?

Golden: I’m going to use my feelings of regret and remorse to get to the big leagues and either become teammates with Michael Scarn or steal championships from him until he forgives me for killing his wife so my pain and sadness can go away
Reporter: wow, that’s really deep and considerate, I wouldn’t have expected that

Golden: Just because we’re Evil Villians doesn’t mean we’re bad people

Reporter: Well that’s all I have Mr. Golden Face, Thank you for you time

Golden: thank you, stay Golden