This week news has broken that the Calgary Dragons Simulation Hockey League Hockey Team have created a Fantasy Camp experience. What famous alumni are attending you may be asking? Notable heroes such as Esa Akrikrkrknhn or however you spell it himself, Mike "The Augment" Izzy, and current players such as Otis B. Driftwood and Maxime Bouchard will be making appearances. What perks and amenities will be offered you may be asking as well? There will be multiple skating lessons, shooting and defensive drills, and of course Big Parm cooking as is tradition. What will be given out to attendees - are there any surprises in store? One of the biggest surprises is the appearance of Esa himself, done in a fantastic showing to compliment the legendary history. What will those attendees get for their lofty entrance fee? A whole lotta parm now that's for damn sure, the best part of it all.