Being a goalie I never have to deal with +/- ratings so I can abuse this stat a little bit.  My all star team will  be dedicated to the all "negatives" star team.  Put a bunch of negatives together and somewhere you should get a positive. Or not, maybe just some bad bad frostbite when you take a look at these low low cold fronts.

C- Matthew Forrester   (-38)
LW- Kalevolaripaavo Kaspertom   (-48)
RW- Justin Keahi   (-49)
LD- Elwulf Jericson   (-43)
RD- Ambacas Cuddles   (-44)
G- Ian Venables 

Seeing it is a team thing I also add an extra in case of injuries or if a substitution would be needed, so the extra attacker would be:
LW- Dwight Knight (-47) and yes you guessed it he plays for