I present to you: the All-Shorts Team. Now who is included in this team? Anybody who is under 6'0", of course! I tried to get some of the shortest players, but it was too much effort to index it all.

F -  Dale Miller 

Now, he might not be the shortest player in the league at 5'10", but we all know his user dmills3 is very short indeed. Shoutout to mills for also being the inspiration for this team.

F -  Zoltan Topalo

Ahh, Topalo. He's a member of your boy's own Barracuda, and we needed to get some Tampa Bay rep in here. He stands at 5'9".

F -  Borůvka Banananák

I know absolutely nothing about this player, nor their user. Stands at 5'2", just two inches above the presumably shortest player in the league in Slimey Snail.

D -  Slimey Snail

Snail. What a player. Stands at 5'0", and hits like an absolute truck. He scares me some times. He's like a little ball of total hatred for the world. According to my very quick research, he seems to be the shortest player in the league.

D -  Samuel Michaud

Michaud is your average defenseman, height of 5'10". Plays for the Steelhawks, so of course he's pretty damn good.

SG -   Leo Bloomfield

Standing at 5'9", Bloomfield is one tiny goalie. He makes up for his height in acrobatics though, so don't put him down... not that he isn't down already. 

BG -  Abroop Dhami

Unsurprisingly, there aren't that many goalies under 6'0". Abroop happened to be as short as Bloomfield, so he's here too. Let's hope Leo can carry him.