six seasons from now, it's the far off and largely imaginary year of 2022. Donald Trump is still president, Joe Biden is still being held against his will in the Office of the President Elect. Nevada Battleborn are finally having the cinderella season they'd been trying to achieve since their inception. Rude Sniff, suffering from brain damage after a brutal thunderdome spat with a member of the Anchorage Armada, was declared mentally unfit for the SHL anymore, but seemed to mentally perform on par with SMJHL players easily. He returns to Nevada and leads them on this, their break out season. He puts up 90 points, 80 of them are goals. While the team only scores 80 goals for, they manage to keep all 60 games to a grand total of 15 goals against for the best goals for/against differential in the league. Rude Sniff lifts the cup. He's the only one on the ice. He wakes up in the hospital. He's been on life support for 2 years.