For Jack Kanoff:

As arguably the worst player in the SHL, how much credit do you give the Seattle GMs for winning 22 games despite your presence? How much credit do you give your teammates?

Do your teammates ever give you a hard time after yet another misplaced pass or shot? If yes, how do you shake off the constant abuse and focus on your (let's face it, awful) game?

Do you ever feel ostracised by your teammates as a result of your poor performances?

You're often abused by fans on social media and in the street, finding yourself somewhat of an easy target due to your poor performances. How does this make you feel?

Are there any players or GMs you'd particularly like to thank for standing by you despite your negative impact on the ice?

Do you cry yourself to sleep at night? If no, should you?

For Jeffie43:

Have you tampered anyone in this league or is that just an ISFL thing?

Do you regret asking me to join the league yet?