#1: 3 tpe
Reflecting on the most recent season, Joseph Weston exceeded expectations. Faring on the ice rather well, Joseph Weston proceeded to meet and then surpass the individual player goals set for himself, instead of coming up short. This meant that he excelled and can attribute this to shifting his TPE earning back into high gear. For future seasons this means that Joseph Weston will continue to uphold this high standard for himself, wanting to rise in the individual TPE applied ranks of the season 50 members of the SHL community. This however is not an easy task as some members of the community are already at some 300 TPE ahead of Weston, which is incredible to think about. Honestly it’s absurd to think about how far ahead they are, like how did that happen? But gotta keep your head up and keep earning, no matter what. That’s Weston’s goal for this upcoming season.

#2: 2 tpe (5)
Creating a new skater role for Franchise Hockey Manager 6 is a difficult task. In some scenarios they might be the best player on the ice, in some scenarios they may be prioritizing certain skills or attributes, and some attributes in particular may be overwhelmingly the best for all others. My suggestion for the archetype is a bold new movement, “Commander.” This archetype will be allowed as either a forward or a defenseman, with the caveats that only players designated as a Captain in the files can use it. This will predominantly focus on one’s physical ratings, and will give all other teammates on the ice a potential +1 or +2 to all ratings while they are on the ice together. It will be broken and amazing.

#15: 3 tpe (8)
Trivia

#4: 2 tpe (10)
S M J H L
I work for the H O team
I take great pride here

We have many thoughts
We work on lots of projects
But still more to do

Some don’t like it here
They want to skip the juniors
Play straight in big league

Keeps me up at night
I don’t know how to solve this
What can be done here?

#6: 3 tpe (13)
Team USA will be the best. USA will win everything. Gold? USA. Silver? USA. Bronze? USA. Everything USA. Nothing not USA. Team USA is the best. USA will win it all. And I mean everything, because it’s team USA. While every word here cannot just be USA, USA still is the best thing here. USA will do everything we can think of. Best scorers? USA. Goalies? USA. Defensemen? USA. Rookies? USA. Every medal will be USA’s. Every stat will be USA’s. USA will be the absolute best. USA is USA the USA best USA. Oh you thought there might be mentions of other teams? Wrong, stupid. It’s all USA. Nothing but USA. Just USA. JUST USA. USA ALL THE WAY BABY. NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD WILL EVER FEEL AS RIGHT AS USA. CATCH ME PISSING RED WHITE AND BLUE, THAT’S NOT COLON CANCER THAT’S PURE LIQUID FREEDOM. USA ALL THE WAY. NOTHING CAN STOP THIS TEAM OF PURE BALD EAGLE POWER, HELL YEAH BROTHER. NO STOPPING ON THIS USA TEAM. NO BREAKS, NO STOPS, TOOT TOOT NEXT STOP FREEDOM GOLD STATION. LET’S GO USA.

#12: 3 tpe (16)
The season series was tied up 3-3 equally between each team. This comes across as a true toss up that nobody can accurately predict, probably because the odds are overwhelmingly in Hamilton’s favor. Oh that means we should predict Hamilton right you might be thinking? Wrong because that’s a bad idea, never predict anything because it’ll go wrong. Just look at Gamestop stock, diamond hands baby to the moon. No stopping.
Each of these teams might have a very strong first powerplay unit, even so much that they could boast about it, but which team has the special teams advantage? NO ONE. BECAUSE WHAT DID WE JUST LEARN IN THE PREVIOUS RESPONSE? THAT’S RIGHT DON’T EVER MAKE PREDICTIONS. IT’LL BE WRONG YA NERD.
Which of these two teams’ brandings do I prefer? Taking into account everything? Definitely not Chicago’s holy shit do I have gripes about that. Not even disliking the people, they’re all the fantastic and wonderful. But seriously, black and yellow? Those aren’t Chicago colors, those are Pittsburgh colors. It’s a terrible decision because they clash so hard with the Chicago flag, it’s a terrible decision. As someone from Chicago I’m offended on this one.