Hello there Keenan, I’m Z-Whiz aka Puddles O’Duck. I really enjoy the role playing aspect of my character, the University of Oregon mascot. I try not to break character when on the forums because it allows me a certain sense of freedom in how I behave. So without further or do, let me introduce myself properly.

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*Translation: Nice to meet you Mr. Keenan. My name is Puddles O’Duck. I am a current member of the Maine Timber and was recently drafted in the 1st round by Atlanta. Prior to this season, I had only ever played in ponds and not on ponds. The water being frozen is very weird to me, but I think I’ve adapted well. My favorite play in hockey is the Flying V (obviously). It comes very naturally to me and should be used by every team as it allows the players to skate faster due to aerodynamics. I try to do my PTs as soon as possible because as they say, the early bird gets the worm. TPE is the worms of this league. Well that’s all I’ve got. Have a wonderful day!