I miss hotdog, but i'll give you a chance, keenan. Know that i don't have to like you, just because my mom's dating you.

I'm a ~30-year-old ex-athlete with two jobs who likes to drink socially (so it's been a sobering year). I've lived in the US mid-atlantic / northeast my entire life.

The SHL is my dirty little secret that I don't tell my wife about because our time and resources are sparse, and if she knew how much time I commit to talking about simulated hockey, each week she would hide the jar that she keeps my balls in. She thinks this is a really deep fantasy league with a player pool of every league in the world. I have never lied to her about it, but she made assumptions when peaking over my shoulder during the summer and an actual european player (player's name) was on the screen, and with "SHL" (Swedish hockey league) on the screen, i didn't dissuade her assumptions. Its also trickier than normal because there are a few players whose names sound just like my real-world name, so when those come up she raises an eyebrow.

I used to be very active, but I've downgraded myself to pretty active as life has gotten busy.

A fun fact: in ~2011, youtube sent me an email confirming that i was in the first percentile of listeners to "Call Me Maybe" (i was #300, but it might have been #364 on my account, as my roommate and i were both looking for the song). Pretty neat!

2 truths and a lie SHL (get to know the cow):
Tokolosh's number (13) was pulled out of my ass because of his Vrana-like play style.
I want to put more into hitting but Keygan won't let me.
It took 25 games in the J before Julio got his first point.

2 truths and a lie IRL (I'm still getting to know my body, too):
I use 1 lip balm tube a month (with 4 active: bed, office, car, pocket)
I'm a shy pee-er (good bladder and busy schedule keeps me on the move to the next bathroom)
My fingernails grow incredibly fast (need to be trimmed once a week)