Slap has had several dreams prior to joining professional hockey, and the contract money he earns has allowed him to realize several of them already:
- Slap likes the color gold, so he special-ordered equipment that was gold plated in every area possible. Underneath the gold plating is tungsten carbide, so he can still smash into people but he'll look shiny doing it.
- Slap always wanted an exotic pet, so after joining the New England Wolfpack, he decided to plan for, and eventually purchase, a genetically engineered dire wolf. He keeps it at home like one would a loved pet, and brings it to games to intimidate opponents and aggressive fans.
- Slap's not a huge fan of writing essays weekly, so he set aside a portion of his contract income to go towards hiring ghost writers for his PTs. The most costly time of the season in this regards is the Championship Week, but it's well worth it to the lazy at heart.