Bold of you to assume I have the sense of shame to lie about it.

If I was to come up with something, though, it'd be Simon's Holy Library, a forum resource that teaches about everything from making better Excel spreadsheets to writing better statistical analysis to making Photoshop art. The nice thing is, I've learned more about all three of those things in the year and few months that I've been in the SHL. Sure the title is a lie and everything is an exaggeration, but the best lies have a little bit of truth.