SHL? You want to know what this SHL thing I've been doing is?  Why don't you get off your high horse there mister thinking I participate in something as pathetic as a fake hockey league or something equally lame.  The SHL is a side project I've been working on to improve the availability of salads and other healthy food to people all over the world.  It's an acronym for the Salad Howitzer Legion.  The core concept is that people don't eat salads because the ingredients go bad so quickly at home and when you go out to a restaurant there are many more appealing options.  To fix this the team at my startup have come up with a salad delivery system largely modeled after Howitzers.  It has the benefit of being more agile than artillery , but still packing a greater punch than your run of the mill mortars.  So next time you start judging me for my hobbies maybe you should ask yourself what you're doing to better the lives and diets of those around you within a 22.4 kilometer range.