Super Hot Ladies.... no wait, that’s not helping. Sieg Heil Lads, WIAT, NO that’s way worse! SHL stands for.... Simulation Hockey League. Yeah it’s kinda a big deal, I run simulations for the boys in Vegas so they know the most likely outcomes of hockey games. I’m an incredibly import part of the entire hockey betting scene, without me and the entire SHL community they wouldn’t have any idea how to set their lines.  

Feel free to steal this when y’all are on dates and an SHL notification pops up.