Oh you have to check out this website, it's the BEST! Sloths Hanging Lazily is as simple as it sounds. There is a sloth. He is hanging. Lazily. It's all pretty cut and dry, just a big fan of things hanging in trees. You should check out these related websites! My other recommendations would be Sausages Hovering Loftily (it's not what it sounds like), and Spaghetti Hunting Lasso. The last one isn't really related to things hanging in trees, but it's an eye-opening look into what a spaghetti noodle is capable of!

oh god I should've just told them the truth