I'll tell them that SHL stands for Suburban House Life. And it's not a fake hockey forum where I pretend to be the hockey player of my dreams. It's actually a forum for suburban house owners to share tips & tricks while complaining about being suburban house owners. To convince them I made up a few recent forum topics that I had "read".

* There was a fire in a suburban area in Atlanta, where the residents banded together to get the first under control until the fire department got there.

* Someone up in Hamilton had seen a hawks nest not too far from their property line.

* A news report around the New England area showed low-quality recordings of a roaming wolfpack and warned residents to stay inside until the wolves had been relocated.

* A forum user living in Edmonton shared a preparation list for the upcoming winter storm. They highly recommended stocking up on milk and bread.

* Over in the New Orleans sub-forum people were talking about haunted houses. And one person said they'd made friends with their own house spirit. If you believe that stuff.

* A lot of people living in or near Winnipeg shared a vast amount of photos and videos of the aurora that colored the sky last weekend.

* Multiple house and car break-ins has been reported by forum users in the Anaheim suburbs. Urging people to lock their cars and not open the door to anyone they don't know.

* Kelowna is holding its annual medieval fair, and a lot of residents close to the fair are decorating their homes.

* Finally in the St. Louis sub-forum I've seen a lot of posts from multiple communities that together host a farmers market out of their garages.