If I were to create a new award for the Simulation Hockey League, I would create a two part award that awards the player with the best plus minus in the league, and the player with the most plus minus in the league. I chose this stat specifically because it is basically the most useless stat I could find on the index that isn't really dumb to write about, plus it'll give more awards to players. The player with the highest plus minus in the league will receive a plaque with a massive plus in the middle of it that has their name engraved on it, and the player with the lowest plus minus in the league will receive a plaque with a massive minus in the middle that has their name engraved on it. In the SMJHL, the current leaders in the plus category are Kappa Kappa with +46, Yuuto Kira Cloudera Jr. with +45, and Tres Sombreros with +39. The leaders in the minus category are Lucas Kaiser with -38, Janne Virtanen who also has -38, and Shirakai Fubuki who has -33. They would be the current finalists for their respective "awards" and we look forward for the league to actually implement this useless award.

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