I’m not here to chase after awards, I just want to help my team win it all. But of course it would be nice to win an award. At least I wouldn’t be opposed to win some hardware.
I think it’s hard to find an award inside this league that could fit. Closest I could come to this season is Meltdown Player of the Year, seeing a significant decline in almost all statistical categories. That award could be a lock though. It’s hard to win it several times though, as it’s hard to suck every season significantly more than the previous one. If I think one can manage that, it is Michael Withecheck. That is also the reason why the trophy would be named after him. The Michael Withecheck trophy for the Meltdown Player of the Year.
An easy way to win it is you perform, win the cup and the very next season you fall off a cliff. Works everytime, I guarantee.