Obviously the award I would win, other than playoffs MVP no big deal, would be the “Chimkin Tendy Award” which is awarded annually to the player banned for the most absurd reason. It would actually be a pretty interesting award to win, and the gnome dab is among the top most absurd reasons to ever be banned. And though it is done and over with, and apologies have been rendered, I can’t help but remind everyone that the only real attention I’ve gotten since I’ve been back from being inactive is being banned for a dabbing gnome emote. Every season at least one person gets punished in some sort of way, and most of the time the SHL populous thinks it’s bullshit. Whether it is or isn’t, that’s up for debate, but a vote can be held amongst all SHL users to award someone with the trophy every season and their name will live on in SHL lore for eternity.

Or I’m just an attention starved little bitch. Either one.