The award that Grape Fruit could most likely win in the SHL would be the Citrus Commendation. This award goes to the player who best exemplifies the true meaning of citrus. Now, you may be asking yourself what exactly is the true meaning of citrus and the answer is certainly quite complicated. It involves a lot of consumption of the citrus variety and scales with the amount of Hawaiian shirts worn, regardless of season. Grape Fruit has the obvious advantage of his name and playing in the city of Los Angeles, Fruit can not only wear Hawaiian shirts year round, but will not look ridiculously out of place as someone would in Winnipeg in November. This is pretty out there for an award, but it's necessary when your player has only just passed 800 TPE. Any use of positive statistics would find Grape Fruit at the bottom of the league and ultimately out of contention of any true hockey related award.