I would like to create a brand new award called the Scott Stevens award. It would be rewarded to the best defenseman in a given season as voted on by the committee. In my fantasy, the committee would not just hand the award out to the highest scoring defenseman, but would instead actually focus on the things most integral to defense. I know this sounds crazy but hear me out here, I’m thinking guys who play defense should maybe try and play good defense. Awards given out to defensemen should try and award good defense. Of course, this would also mean doing away with the utterly useless and idiotic Bojo Biscuit award for best defensive defenseman, which is a little like awarding the wettest water. I understand such out of the box thinking is scary to some people. It’s ok. Well all get through it together, one day at a time. I promise.