My award will be the award for worst Corsi. This award will be called the All Out Effort Man Award. To win, you just get out there on the ice, and just suck absolute shit. Never have the puck, and spend all of your time in the defensive zone. This means you have to block a ton of shots and put in a ton of effort since you're always never have the puck and you're always chasing it. Bonus points if you also are known as a Penalty Killing Specialist. Since you have to put in so much effort due to having literally no skill and never having the puck, all of the fans will think you're a super hustler and super great in the defensive zone. As long as they never look at the advanced stats, they'll think you're some kind of defensive shutdown beast of a hockey player.