So in order for me to win an award this season and seasons to come, I have to tender to my players (Daniel Laforest) strengths. That being said, a tailored award for myself would be called the "Orthoscopic". Given my age and the relative disintegration of my knees, I feel that this award would be a no brainer when handed it out. Players wanting to be nominated or win the award would have to submit an MRI scan at the tail end of the season. Anyone is eligible, but to win you have to have the smallest ratio gap between both the upper femur and the tibia bone. Yes that means there is no cartilage left, the meniscus is worth nothing and the patella enjoys its days roaming around every now and then.

Seeing I have been told by several doctors that I have the knees of a 90 year old man, I feel like this is my award to lose.