Rhys Pritchard hasn't won an award since my first season in Junior hockey so I would create a new award that Rhys would definitely have a shot at winning. When I was looking at the numbers for this season, I saw that there isn't one area that Pritchard excels at and then it hits me. The Jack of All Trades But Master Of None Award. In pretty much every category tracked in the SHL, Pritchard is just kind of there. Not in the top 10 but not in the bottom 50. Pritchard is the most medium player in the league. If that isn't something to be celebrated, I don't know what is. That's the exact kind of player that I'd like to see 'honored' by the JOATBMON award. Honoring players that score tons of goals and points is boring. What about players that don't suck across lots of categories? How can we recognize them? Don't they deserve recognition for being better than IFA replacements? Some might say: "no, those players should strive to be better, we can't reward mediocrity." To those skeptics, I would say "shut up dummy, what do you know? Give me an award please!"