My Bum Ass Player, Gerry Atrick, Could be awarded the Gerry Atrick Award of Sub EXcellence. (Gerry Atrick SEX, if you will.) The only way to obtain this award is to be an old man who registers more than 10 goals in a season (I hope I can do that LOL) and have less than 10 minutes in penalty time in the regular season as well. You see being so slow at moving on the ice it's really hard to take a penalty when you can't even catch up to most people. The only way I could win a goal scoring award or something like that is to cherry pick 90% of the time.

This award would go to me every year, since most good players wind up taking at least more than 10 penalty minutes, since they're way more aggressive on the puck, way more than Gerry Atrick could be. Also 10 goals cherry picked in 66 games? no problem, anyone could do that. hell most defenseman starting out wind up with at least 8. That's why I think there should be the Gerry Atrick award of Sub EXcellence. (SEX)

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