My friends from the ISFL have a running joke that I am toxic because I was traded a couple of times before even getting called up to the big league, so of course there is no other explanation. So I guess if I had to come up with an award my player could get, it would be something kind of silly like the "Most Locker Room Toxic" award, if only because it will make them laugh. It might sound like an unappealing award to some, but honestly I have kind of embraced it and it has become a fun joke. Also the award would serve a dual purpose in that it could be used as a meme award for circumstances such as my own, or in realistic situations where someone really is kind of toxic. Not that we want to encourage that kind of thing in the league I guess. But hey, that's why this is all hypothetical right?