An award that I could win? Let's see. I'm not the best at face-offs, goal scoring, playmaking, defense. I don't really get special teams time like powerplay or penalty kill. I don't hit much, and I don't block shots. Honestly, I don't think there's really anything that I'm the best at at all at this point. In my prime, maybe if there was an award for giveaways, I could hit that pretty well. Or maybe an award for play-driving, as I wasn't the worst at that.

However, now at this point, I don't even know. Maybe we should make an award for son of a hall of fame goaltender who is ridiculously underwhelming and realistically will be overshadowed by his brother and by future generations for eternity. It's a bit of a mouthful, but it would be the only reason I will possibly ever win an award again. Now if only we had a family like this that we could name the award after ... maybe the McZehrl award?