Why stop at one new award? Why not give an award to everyone, that's what this participation-trophy generation is like now : not putting in any effort and expecting to be rewarded for existing. Soon we'll have to create a best breather trophy just because that's apparently the only thing some people can do right. If I had my way, we'd have a trophy for best forward, one for best defenseman and one for best goalie. I guess I can settle for a best rookie one too, but to me that's basically saying you're the best of the worst players. You're a rookie buddy, eat some spinach or something and get stronger and then you'll get a trophy. But no, you want trophies, I'll give you trophies : best french user to Evok, best big brother to Andrei, best playoff format to anyone but the FHM devs and most salty about that last one to me.

I guess that should land me the best fake boomer rant award too, eh?