I think there should be an award for the best worst player in the SHL. Basically you are a terrible player. Your stats stink, you can't play, and you are better off being given as little time as possible. Yet you are necessary enough to keep staying around every year and despite the fact that you are bad, teams keep signing you. When I think of this player, I think of an aging SHL vet that teams keep signing as some kind of gimmick to draw fans to those early games. But every year that player seems to have a job no matter how bad they seem to be. It's an art form that should be respected with an award. But what do we call such an award? Something bad but endearing. Kind of like thanksgiving turkey. It's almost always awful yet we eat tons of it every year simply out of sentimentality, tradition, and conformity. It's a beautiful awful thing, just like the best worst player.