The award I propose is ....
The 5x55 Manifestation of Mediocrity Award

It’s a career achievement award for spending a minimum of 275 games in the “J”

Just as the 5x55 Manifestation Method is a BS alternative, tide pod eating,pseudo science to actually creating success.
Read the following if you doubt me...
”The 5x55 manifestation method is a structured system to bring your desires into reality.
Over the course of 5 days, the aim is to align with the frequency of your intentions by targeting the unconscious mind.
This method works on the basis of the law of attraction, but adds a more structured approach in order to really commit to manifesting.
This makes it a particularly useful tool for those who find themselves more scattered and inconsistent in their approach to manifestation or simply aren’t getting results from their usual techniques.”

The Award I propose is the brick and mortar tangible reality touchstone of this hyperbole. It’s an award that will eventually out live this league and be included and applied in the fields of arts and sciences and someday be a better looking twin to the Nobel or the Academy Award.
The true measure of sustained active mediocrity is the bedrock that has helped establish this SHL thing.. this activity known as BS Sim Sports and that activity perpetuates the sustained ceaseless pursuit of true mediocrity for this now 58+ seasons.

It would be my honor to be the First recipient of this Prestigious Award hopefully at the end of season 60. But…Only time will tell.

Thank you for your lack of attention to this proposal and please continue to stare at your electronic devices for all your influenced socially accepted critical decision making.

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