S58 PT #5 New Award
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Jedi
Registered S28 Challenge Cup Champion
Hugo is an okay, but not standout netminder in the Juniors. He stops pucks on occasion, even wins game sometimes. But just winning every now and then and stopping a puck or two isn't quite enough to put his name on the lips of the hockey connoisseur elites that make awards lists and choose their subsequent winners. No, Hugo just gets by.
There is one category, however, that if made an official awards section, he would win year in and year out. Hydration. Hugo is the King of Hydration, the H2Overlord, the Liquid Master, the Wet God. A thirst perpetually quenched, skin soft and blemish free, electrolytes aplenty. Yes, Hugo takes his hydration very seriously. Carrying with him several gallons of spring water from a mountain near his home. He spent several million of his dollars building his own home collection system for some of that cold glacial canadian water to carry with him. Indeed, should such an award ever exist, let's call it the Dasani™️ Hydration Excellence Award, Hugo would sweep the nominations. Alucard,Apr 14 2016, 03:33 PM Wrote:May the harvest be with you, young spud. enigmatic,Aug 26 2016, 10:05 AM Wrote:Jedi could have 1 TPE and still improve any team First ever Norwegian IIHF Goal!! Code: 2. Team Norway , Jackson Rodgers-Tanaka 1 (Isabella Esparza-Osvaldson, Aleksander Andrezjeck) at 5:50 Special Thanks to Count Chocula for the Hugo G sig <3 |
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