The SHL is lacking an award that most other leagues have. Who can fit the most Bad Dragon dildos into their equipment bag. That's right, we are talking about who can stuff the most dildos into tight, smelly space. Around the league, players are packing in as many dildos as they can. Some players can surprise you, packing the most dildos into smaller equipment bags. The goalies have a distinct advantage, as their bags are larger and have wheels. Some players are crafty, and use lubrication to aid in their dildo stuffing. If you really want to pack them in, you need to know how to work the bags. Really stretch them out, work the smaller dildos into the crevices where the larger dildos can't fit. So why would Justin Keahi win this award? Easy, he uses all of the smallest dildos. You need to fit as many dildos as you can into a bag? You use the smallest dildo. You don't want to try and pack 20 monster dildos into a space hen 100 works just as well.