People here can be... weird at times. Some are obsessed with cheesy pigeons. Some have obviously fake names (Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk? Did he smash his face on the keyboard?) Some even listen to Coldplay. But I think in my short SHL career I have only come across one player that has made me seriously suspicious that there was something amiss - possibly extraterrestrial - about them. That person is (Clean) Andrei Kostitsyn. What do we know about Andrei Kostitsyn? Former NHL player, joined the Berserkers of the SMJHL after the disappearance of his brother, Sergei. He now plays in the SHL for the Wolfpack.

We never did figure out what happened to Sergei, and yet Andrei never really seemed THAT broken up about it. Something about that seems off. Does that mean Andrei does know what happened to Sergei? Perhaps that Sergei is safe and sound somewhere. But how did escape the public eye so quickly and permanently? Could it be that he was... Beamed up to the mothership? Was Sergei simply called back to his planet, once they determined Andrei could handle Earth by himself? It all fits too well.

Andrei has posted some WEIRD shit in the Zerks locker room, on more than one occasion. We all waved it off as Andrei being Andrei, just struggling a bit with his recent sobriety. But looking back, wasn't it all a little too strange? He's all alone quite a bit, like he doesn't belong. Like he's not even... human?

He even kinda looks like an alien now that I think about it



I mean jesus he's staring into my soul

What if he knows im on to him

ive seen what he does to people on the ice he's going to kill me

Oh my god he's going to read this post what do i do?? i have to protect my family

I HEAR A RAPPING AT MY CHAMBER DOOR

tis only beeg tapping at my chamber door only this and nothing more

only this and nothing more

only this and nothing more










Quoth the Andrei, "Nevermore".