This year's Wacky SMJHL Awards sees a newcomer to the scene - the towering power forward Rob Wright from Nevada's sMJHL team, the Battleborn. Rob's nomination in the category for "Stankiest Locker" has taken the world by stench.

From afar, Wright appears an average hockey player; tiny knees, nose like a hawk, toes like a rabbit, and the butt of a buffalo. But what makes Wright special is that he sweats mayonnaise. Imagine the struggle to remove your jersey after a bagged skate in practice when you're literally sauced inside. Further, the next day, after realizing the once-mayo-soaked jersey has had a day to marinate, Wright will then get nervous sweats about the stink of his locker, so his street clothes are ruined too. In the end, all this mayo-sweat apparel hangs out in Wright's locker and many teammates have complained and some of the unluckier ones were struck with quite a bad case of mayo-induced mumps.

For these reasons, we believe Rob Wright will take home Stankiest Locker this year at the Wacky Awards. Good luck, Rob! YOU STINK