Bum-ass players don't deserve awards, however the task is for me to create one and so I shall. My bum-ass award for bum-ass players is going to be for the most bummiest-assiest player. The real question is how to measure bum-assedness. Do you take the bum-ass with the most PIMs? No, they obviously were trying too hard, clearly not a bum-ass. What about the bum-ass with the least time on ice average? No, they can't help that they are so bad that the coach doesn't want to play their bum-ass. The way to measure bum-assedness in my opinion is to take the bum-ass with the lowest plus/minus and slap a sticker on a beer can for them. The bum-ass award for being a bum-ass on the ice. I'm going to name the award after the most bum-assed player of recent memory. With a staggering -87 in season 53 I present the bum-ass Liam O'Callaghan Award for the most bum-ass player. Congrats.