The Slip McScruff award has to be an award voted on by the updater team based on the content of the player's updates.  However, while my updates are exceptional, I'm not sure exactly what criteria benefits me the most.  They are usually giant backlogs of all the TPE for a season in one or two posts, so I may be the most hated.  But I also put a lot of care into them, keeping them well organized and clear, so someone with the same claims spread over twice as many updates may be more hated.

It could be based on the season average or trailing average of TPE per post, which aims towards high TPE achievers but also lazy bums who claim all their TPE in the regression post where it all goes away.

To make it thematic to the game of hockey instead of the act of updating, it could be disguised as the player most likely juicing and the updater team would be disguised as the SHL's Health Policy Advisory Committee.  Instead of "awarding" the player, the award is more like them submitting evidence of reasonable cause to investigate the player.  Slip McScruff would get real good at peeing in cups for the glory of the game