There is an award I have in mind that doesn’t rely simply on your performance on the ice during your season, or any season ever. My proposal is an award for the smelliest member of the league. This can be based on literal stench or if they have a stinky personality. Now I don’t know if this would encourage people to not smell bad or encourage people to be the stinkiest possible. It is truly unknown. This could turn into a weaponized award very quickly. To have this award could make or break your reputation. That’s up to the person who wins it! Own your stink man. Someone who would definitely qualify for this award and potentially win it, would be Hugh Jazz of the Hamilton Steelhawks. Hallsy is the notorious pee pee poo poo man. The stinkiest man ever. It’s in his league username for christ sake. Surely he wins that. He would also be someone who owns that kind of award and boast about it.