If we're trying to create an award for a bum-ass player it would be for worst Corsi. I know Corsi is relative to the team but if you're on a bad team and you have a horrible Corsi then you're the worst of the worst. It can be split up into three different awards honestly. One being offensive Corsi, the second being defensive Corsi, and the third being overall Corsi. Let's dive into the first which is Offensive Corsi. There are some defensive players who just don't help the offense at all. Well, they make the offensive suffer worse than Jack Johnson. So the player with the lowest offensive Corsi would get the Murphenstein Award. Next up Worst defensive Corsi award. While this award can go to multiple players because boats are bad. We'll have to name this award the Joseph Weston award. Now, onto the final of the three Worst overall Corsi. This one is reserved for the worst of the worst. The player who doesn't give anything to their team. While it may seem harsh to say that and to give it to a player. It comes with horrible play. I'll name this award the Jack Johnson award.