After a hard week of playing, training, and bench warming, Slap performs the act of recreation with many activities and hobbies of the recreational kind, recreationally including teammates in the recreation if they so choose.

- Crash test dummy: Slap didn't get his incredible endurance and physical fortitude from lounging around. Every weekend, Slap goes to his local car dealer and volunteers as a crash test dummy for their research department, getting paid per crash plus concussion-related medical costs.

- Organ donation: as a professional hockey player, Slap needs to have a body that recovers quickly in order to keep up with the demands of the sport. Slap trains his body for this challenge by donating slivers of his organs to research every weekend. Over the years his body has adjusted to the harsh conditions and toughened his game overall.

- Crosswords: Slap has a love for crosswords, ever since a high school bully tried to cross words with him and promptly got his face realigned. The puzzles are great mind trainers and let's him reminisce about that fun event.