Hello free agents, I hope you are doing fine. Sorry to hear you are without a team at the moment, but we can change that pretty quick if you are open for it. Are you searching for a new team? Yes? Perfect, let's get the talks started.
I guess I only need to mention one aspect, and you'll immediately only want to go to one place in the league. Ever seen the Atlanta Inferno agrylic block? Looks nice, doesn't it? I agree. Now you will forever stay a fan of the Atlanta Inferno and never want to go to another team again? Yeah, I know. A life long fan is positive, we won't be able to fit all the FA on our team tho. You know, there are cap restrictions. Don't worry, we'll do the best we can to get exactly you on our team. Hotdog is probably already working on the details to get a deal done, except he's ordering another set of 9 agrylic blocks which is very possible. 
Ever heard of Arson bot? Best bot there is, no cap, no spelling mistake, no more words needed if the agrylic block didn't convince you. Go fire chicken :atllove: