Hi, friend. Would you like to come to Buffalo? We have delicious wings. The best wings. I hope you like snow, because there’s a shit ton of it. Niagra Falls? Oh, fuck yeah. Close to Canada, which is possibly your home country? That too. Plus you can say you play in New York without the bustle of the big city or the asshole New York City residents spitting on you on the subway. Also, Buffalo is on Lake Erie. That’s a great lake. Literally and figuratively.

Also the team is fuckin’ lit. We win shit all the time. Three Challenge Cups. Our team branding is some of the best in the league, sickest logo and colors. Plus, you’ll get to be in a locker room with:

upside down Luffington
Ragnar
Zomboy
Baelex
Evok
Fish
Burd
Kal
Mayonnaise
Lee (gross)
Tomen
Ferda
Lime
Grumlord the cumlord
Karey
The lover of mcgriddles
Vandyboo
Upside down Spartan
Beanman
Supertardis
And more I’ve probably forgotten.