Hello there, young rapscallion! You have found yourself on an internet sim league team, yet you find yourself looking for a newer, better team? Are you stuck in the nineties? Are you an aficionado of coffee and flannel? Do you look rather dapper in blue and gold? Come up to the Pacific Northwest and join the Seattle Argonauts, today! *

*Disclaimer, please do not try and join the Argonauts today. Wait for the offseason. I do not want to get punished for tampering.

The Seattle Argonauts can provide many fun experiences such as…

1)     We are cool dudes that like to hang out and chill.
2)     We want nothing more than to win cups, and then subsequently drink out of the bowls provided with those cups. Are we not super awesome?
3)     We have a shrine to Kurt Cobain, and we cry to the shrine every day. Please join us in crying.
And those are some really great reasons to join the Seattle Kraken as soon as you can! *

*Dear god, please let that be in the offseason.