Dear free agents. Its me, Zoltan! Forget about the city anyone plays for. Come be my teammate! I don’t bite, I promise, that’s the job for the leader of the cult of Zoltan. Come hang out, drink some kool aid, leave with your hands stuck in the shape of a Z. You’ve all seen it, trust me. Why wouldn’t you want to play with me? I have the best toys. Also, have you been to tampa? Its warm! Its sunny! There are beaches! Even my bubble wrap outfits wick the sweat away! We have ice cream! Not so many other places have ice cream. Its too cold in those places. Like Montreal, who wants to go to Canada anywho? Phildelphia? I can make you a cheese steak here too and probably charge you less. Who wants to eat cheeze whizzz anyways. (just kidding wiz is great on a cheese steak). Come play for tampa. We chomp, we swim and best of all, we Qin!