- Going to write the pitch as if I was an expansion team in West Kendal -
Well I think the things most free agents want is a competitive team and somewhere nice to play with low taxes to ensure they are making as much money as they can on their contracts, well moving the team back to West Kendall as mentioned will bring a strong and competitive roster to Miami. Yes thats right Miami, as many know Miami has great weather and great night life so that the players can enjoy their time away from the arena. What else is Miami known for you ask? LOW TAXES, players will get to keep their hard earned cash and not have to hand it over to the tax man.

You may ask what are some other things that we are offering free agents? Well chicken fingers for one, and lots of them. At every team meal there will be a selection of chicken fingers and chicken nuggets with all the dipping sauces one could ask for. To be honest if this doesn't sell you on joining we probably arent meant for each other.

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