Don't even think about coming to Tampa Bay this offseason IF YOU'RE A DINGUS IDIOT. We're one of (if not THE) youngest teams in the league, and we've got a fully active roster. On top of that, we've got some amazing prospects in the pipeline, so we're not going to dip in quality any time soon. I truly feel like we are going to have one of the best and deepest D cores in the entire league in a couple of seasons. We've got the craziest fucking logo in the league and it's awesome. Our locker room be poppin'. Get blessed by daily motivational addresses from AssCap Michael Fitted. Have the pleasure of speaking to, and maybe even touching, the captain and face of the franchise, Tom Fiddler. Complain to Zoltan about bank issues. There's all sorts of kooky characters in this room. Behind the scenes, you don't need to worry at all about any bad management decisions. Trella and Dwight have brains so big that they have to haul them around in giant coolers.

So yeah. Come to Tampa. Or don't. The team's already full anyway and everyone's fricken dope. Chomp