You want to come to Anaheim? You want to come to Anaheim! What a great surprise! Free agent you are so good. You are so cool. Your skills are unmatched. Your talents unrivaled. You should come to Anaheim because we are the best SMJHL team in the entire world! We are outlaws, we go pew pew, you hang out in LA. See actors, celebrities everywhere! What a great grand time to walk down Sunset Boulevard, go to Lego Land, really take in the scenery of LAs hottest suburb. Did you ever see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones Ducks of Anaheim? Its Keenan Thompson and all his friends singing the ska music and having a grand ol time rooting for the Anaheim Outlaws. We can get fish tacos, we can talk with major vocal fry, you can get me to a four star cup. Dear free agent person, I love you, I need you, Anaheim is awesome, and you should come play for our team. Thank you. Top Cheddar.