Alright first of all. What does the New England Wolfpack not offer? The trick here is that we are simply the most optimal place you want to be in ever. Team location? Excellent! Team branding? Perfection! Locker room? Amazing! We have it all. The city offers some beauty in itself. Boston, located on the east coast is a beauty of a city. Close to everything you could ever want! Also the east coast offers the least time difference between North America and Europe which means it is not only easier to have normal communications during the days, but traveling home to Europe (for the ones this applies to) is a lot easier. If all this was not enough to convice whomever might be reading this in an interest for the Wolfpack should notice we also have the leagues best goal horn. We all know how important the goal horn is, not only for the players, but for the fans as well. And oh, the fans. How could I leave them until last? Maybe because I just want you, the reader, to know that the fans over here in Boston are absolutely wild! There is not another team in this league that has more passionate fans than us. It makes playing the games a lot easier.

Now, you might say something like "but New England is bad". Well yeah let me tell you, our rebuild is just now starting to take it's shape into the final form. In just a few seasons, we are going to be one of the best teams in the league, especially if we have some good FAs to join the team.

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