So you’re a free agent huh? Thinking about coming to the Eastern Conference, huh? Why not come to Manhattan?

Imagine this. You wake up, and BOOM. All the steroids you can eat, provided by the team. Then, you have morning skate, where Juke and [Name Redacted] make you look like a god comparatively. You play a game, but you’re not under any pressure to win because you can get into the playoffs in the Atlantic division with a point and a half in the standings. Then you get to hang out with a bunch of New York elite at night, drinking the fanciest cocktails and doing the most premium blow until the sun comes up. Then, you take a 15 minute power nap and wake up to it all again. This is the daily life of a Rage player. All of us do this. Not just me. No I don't have a problem.

Also you share a LR with a Commissioner, so it’s very easy to bribe your way into and out of stuff. That never hurts.

See you in Manhattan!